1 00:01:30,300 --> 00:01:31,500 $124 a minute. 2 00:02:23,910 --> 00:02:24,910 Thank you. 3 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:19,260 I fucking ain't going to do much to think. 4 00:04:00,920 --> 00:04:05,560 Yes. Oh, no, no, no, no smoking is happening here in the room. 5 00:04:06,460 --> 00:04:08,540 Right, right, no, the smoke detector went off. 6 00:04:09,100 --> 00:04:12,420 Yeah, I had to e -remove it myself. I don't know, maybe it was just the 7 00:04:12,420 --> 00:04:13,780 from the hot shower that I was taking. 8 00:04:14,820 --> 00:04:18,240 No, no, I understand. Yeah, I understand. I'm fine with that. 9 00:04:18,839 --> 00:04:23,380 Right, right, no, well, you know, I may have a little bit of smoke on me from 10 00:04:23,380 --> 00:04:27,340 smoking outside in the detonated smoking section, definitely not indoors. 11 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:29,400 Right, yeah, I'm aware. 12 00:04:31,070 --> 00:04:34,170 Okay, yeah, no, yeah, I was a little out of breath because it kind of spooked 13 00:04:34,170 --> 00:04:36,450 me, but no need for concern. 14 00:04:37,610 --> 00:04:38,770 Uh, yeah. 15 00:04:39,850 --> 00:04:41,210 No, everything's good. Thank you. 16 00:04:42,350 --> 00:04:46,730 Um, I would maybe, uh, like to order some room service, if that's possible. 17 00:04:47,890 --> 00:04:48,890 Cool. 18 00:04:50,970 --> 00:04:53,830 Yeah, do you happen to have anything, uh, romantic by chance? 19 00:04:54,990 --> 00:04:58,170 Oh, chocolate -covered strawberries. Yeah, I'll get an order of that. 20 00:04:58,550 --> 00:05:00,950 And do you have anything to accommodate it with? 21 00:05:01,490 --> 00:05:02,490 Champagne? 22 00:05:02,690 --> 00:05:06,490 Good. How much is the two of those? 23 00:05:08,170 --> 00:05:09,170 $429. Okay. 24 00:05:10,590 --> 00:05:15,050 Do you guys have, like, a house champagne or something more on the 25 00:05:16,830 --> 00:05:18,930 $20? That's more my style, yes. 26 00:05:19,870 --> 00:05:21,750 Cool. That sounds great. Thank you. 27 00:05:22,250 --> 00:05:24,030 No, and of course, no smoking. 28 00:05:24,730 --> 00:05:26,530 Yeah, I know. Thank you. 29 00:05:26,930 --> 00:05:27,930 All right. 30 00:06:02,350 --> 00:06:03,790 Is that fucking soap that Wendy buys? 31 00:06:05,030 --> 00:06:06,030 Columbia Cloud? 32 00:06:06,230 --> 00:06:07,550 It smells like baby powder. 33 00:06:07,850 --> 00:06:10,970 What is she going to think? That I baby powdered my balls? What kind of asshole 34 00:06:10,970 --> 00:06:12,190 puts baby powder on his balls? 35 00:06:15,170 --> 00:06:16,170 Cologne. 36 00:06:16,770 --> 00:06:19,070 Wendy gifted this pheromone cologne to me on Christmas. 37 00:06:19,510 --> 00:06:21,250 She'll be happy I'm actually using it. 38 00:06:22,130 --> 00:06:25,630 Not so happy if she knew I was using it for another woman. 39 00:06:41,740 --> 00:06:42,740 Fuck! 40 00:07:36,200 --> 00:07:37,240 Damn it. 41 00:07:38,320 --> 00:07:39,740 Oh, it's so strong. 42 00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:53,660 Okay, alright, back to normal. 43 00:07:57,040 --> 00:07:58,180 Oh, man. 44 00:07:59,640 --> 00:08:00,980 Let me think of a... 45 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:20,220 Hey Kenzie, thank you so much for coming over. 46 00:08:21,180 --> 00:08:22,220 You look amazing. 47 00:08:22,500 --> 00:08:23,540 You always do. 48 00:08:24,840 --> 00:08:25,840 Spectacular. 49 00:08:26,380 --> 00:08:27,440 I got you these. 50 00:08:28,540 --> 00:08:30,380 I knew they were your favorite. 51 00:08:31,500 --> 00:08:33,400 Peonies. Yeah. 52 00:09:09,610 --> 00:09:10,610 You're so funny. 53 00:09:12,090 --> 00:09:13,090 You're hilarious. 54 00:09:13,110 --> 00:09:16,070 You should, like, go out on the road with that. You write that overnight or 55 00:09:16,070 --> 00:09:17,070 something? 56 00:09:17,510 --> 00:09:19,650 And you have, like, the most incredible smile. 57 00:09:19,890 --> 00:09:21,810 You're beautiful. You're so radiant. 58 00:09:22,150 --> 00:09:23,270 It's really amazing. 59 00:09:24,530 --> 00:09:25,750 Can I kiss you? 60 00:09:27,470 --> 00:09:28,730 Will you? There you go. 61 00:09:43,280 --> 00:09:43,859 One second. 62 00:09:43,860 --> 00:09:44,860 One second. 63 00:09:46,020 --> 00:09:47,120 Hold on. 64 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,220 Hold on. 65 00:09:49,820 --> 00:09:50,820 Coming. 66 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:01,120 Coming. 67 00:10:02,780 --> 00:10:03,780 Ty. 68 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:11,120 Hey. Hey. Can I come in? 69 00:10:11,560 --> 00:10:13,560 Yeah. Of course. Come on in. 70 00:10:18,560 --> 00:10:19,560 Whoa. 71 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:23,100 Are you getting right to it, are we? 72 00:10:23,940 --> 00:10:24,940 Oh, no. 73 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:27,600 I'm sorry. Funny story. 74 00:10:28,540 --> 00:10:30,060 What's that smell? 75 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:31,620 That is the cologne. 76 00:10:32,280 --> 00:10:35,100 See, I can totally explain that it's a funny story. 77 00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:38,100 What were you doing with cologne near your pants? 78 00:10:38,890 --> 00:10:42,090 No, no, no, it's totally funny. See, I wasn't putting cologne anywhere near my 79 00:10:42,090 --> 00:10:45,490 private parts or anything. I was putting cologne on, and then it slipped out of 80 00:10:45,490 --> 00:10:48,310 my hand, and the thing didn't have a cap on it, and then it just spilled all 81 00:10:48,310 --> 00:10:50,310 over the place, so I had to take off the pants, and I didn't have any other 82 00:10:50,310 --> 00:10:52,190 pants, so that explains everything. 83 00:10:52,670 --> 00:10:53,670 But it's all weird. 84 00:10:56,150 --> 00:10:57,990 Are those for me? 85 00:10:58,710 --> 00:10:59,710 Yeah, of course. 86 00:11:10,260 --> 00:11:13,980 But, you know, I can't take these home. 87 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:16,000 Oh my God, right. 88 00:11:16,220 --> 00:11:19,340 Of course. It's stupid. I didn't even think about that. 89 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,180 Right. 90 00:11:21,780 --> 00:11:22,780 I understand. 91 00:11:23,620 --> 00:11:26,880 I told Michael that I was going in the city to work. 92 00:11:28,560 --> 00:11:31,420 It's funny. I told my wife the same thing. 93 00:11:35,260 --> 00:11:36,260 Are you okay? 94 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:37,400 Breathing. 95 00:11:38,140 --> 00:11:39,940 Wait, wait, yeah, yeah, we can shut all of you. 96 00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:44,740 Sorry, it was just the cologne smell was so strong and I didn't want it to be 97 00:11:44,740 --> 00:11:46,580 overpowering. Don't produce. 98 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:47,840 I know. 99 00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:51,440 How about windows closed? I can turn on the heat for you, warm it up a little 100 00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:52,940 bit. Yeah, okay. 101 00:11:59,620 --> 00:12:01,100 Be warm in here. 102 00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:06,860 You know, uh... 103 00:12:07,980 --> 00:12:09,760 You can come over here and I can warm you up. 104 00:12:11,660 --> 00:12:15,260 No, thanks. I'm fine here for right now. 105 00:12:15,900 --> 00:12:21,000 Okay. Well, you know, I'm really glad to see you outside of the office. 106 00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:28,320 Yeah, you look so much more handsome without the office fluorescent lighting. 107 00:12:28,760 --> 00:12:31,920 Thank you. You look beautiful in any lighting. 108 00:12:32,740 --> 00:12:37,000 I'm just so happy that you're here without it. 109 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:38,660 cubicle wall separating us. 110 00:12:40,100 --> 00:12:42,760 You good? 111 00:12:44,260 --> 00:12:45,260 You okay? 112 00:12:46,340 --> 00:12:49,420 Yeah, I'm sorry. I know we came here to be alone. 113 00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:51,360 You good? 114 00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:55,440 I can still kind of feel like there's a wall between us. 115 00:12:57,620 --> 00:13:00,300 I can't really put it into words. 116 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:04,080 I just feel kind of tense. 117 00:13:07,630 --> 00:13:08,630 Wait, I got a surprise for you. 118 00:13:08,970 --> 00:13:10,470 Come in! 119 00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:15,750 Thank you. 120 00:13:16,490 --> 00:13:17,810 Oh, excuse me. 121 00:13:18,510 --> 00:13:22,530 Oh, no, no, no. It's not what you think. I spilled cologne on my pants and... 122 00:13:22,530 --> 00:13:25,550 Perfect. Do you happen to have a dry cleaning service at the hotel? 123 00:13:25,890 --> 00:13:26,629 Of course. 124 00:13:26,630 --> 00:13:29,890 Great. Well, they're in the bathroom. Maybe you could collect them and take 125 00:13:29,890 --> 00:13:32,150 in? I know they're sopping wet, but it's fine. 126 00:13:33,410 --> 00:13:34,410 Okay. 127 00:13:36,230 --> 00:13:37,230 Perfect. 128 00:13:43,660 --> 00:13:44,660 Thank you. 129 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:02,800 Thank you. 130 00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:09,160 Yeah, so the only thing, I guess, is just the pants and the bathroom? 131 00:14:09,460 --> 00:14:10,439 Of course. 132 00:14:10,440 --> 00:14:11,440 Right. 133 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:14,620 Oh, yeah, of course. 134 00:14:14,820 --> 00:14:15,820 Uh, yeah. 135 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:24,180 Okay, there you go. Thank you. Yeah, of course. 136 00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:25,440 Thank you very much. 137 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:27,220 Have a nice night. 138 00:14:27,580 --> 00:14:29,340 Yeah, you too. Thank you. 139 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,660 See the way that woman looked at me? 140 00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:36,920 What are you talking about? 141 00:14:37,060 --> 00:14:40,970 Oh. No, it's just because I forgot to tip her. I just have a lot on my mind. I 142 00:14:40,970 --> 00:14:42,490 can see why she looked at us funny. 143 00:14:42,970 --> 00:14:46,730 No, she looked at me like I was some hooker. 144 00:14:47,310 --> 00:14:49,950 What? No one would think that you're a prostitute. 145 00:14:50,610 --> 00:14:51,529 That's impossible. 146 00:14:51,530 --> 00:14:52,570 Look how beautiful you are. 147 00:14:53,230 --> 00:14:56,130 Well, she was definitely looking down on me. 148 00:14:56,790 --> 00:14:57,689 Judging me. 149 00:14:57,690 --> 00:15:00,090 No, come on. She lets know I'm here to cheat. 150 00:15:00,470 --> 00:15:04,230 That's not true. I think that's all in your head. I think that's not at all 151 00:15:04,230 --> 00:15:05,230 she was looking at us for. 152 00:15:05,610 --> 00:15:06,610 I had no pants on. 153 00:15:06,790 --> 00:15:07,850 It was just awkward. 154 00:15:09,230 --> 00:15:12,270 I feel like she was shaming me. 155 00:15:13,050 --> 00:15:16,390 All the women at the front desk saw me go into that elevator. 156 00:15:16,890 --> 00:15:18,050 They know why I'm here. 157 00:15:18,530 --> 00:15:23,110 And this dress, it's too much. I shouldn't have worn it. 158 00:15:23,510 --> 00:15:26,370 What? No, no, no. Come here. Come here. Please. 159 00:15:26,910 --> 00:15:30,270 Look. You look... Look. 160 00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:31,670 You look beautiful. 161 00:15:32,590 --> 00:15:33,590 This is classy. 162 00:15:34,170 --> 00:15:35,170 Not only... 163 00:15:35,699 --> 00:15:36,599 Amazingly beautiful. 164 00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:37,600 You're smart. 165 00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:39,580 You carry yourself like a strong woman. 166 00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:41,340 No one would ever think that. 167 00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:45,500 I... I don't know. I still feel like she was shaming me. 168 00:15:46,020 --> 00:15:47,020 Come on. 169 00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:52,920 No. I think she just looked at us because I forgot to give her a tip. 170 00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:53,920 just being a little paranoid. 171 00:15:54,660 --> 00:15:56,200 Oh, I'm being paranoid? 172 00:15:56,620 --> 00:16:02,300 No. That's not at all what I meant. I meant to... You're just maybe being a 173 00:16:02,300 --> 00:16:03,300 little... 174 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:05,630 Emotional. Just a bit. 175 00:16:06,550 --> 00:16:07,550 Oh, emotional? 176 00:16:07,950 --> 00:16:12,750 Right. It must be my female hysteria getting the better of my judgment again, 177 00:16:12,850 --> 00:16:17,530 right? No. It must be my inferior female brain. No, that's not at all what I'm 178 00:16:17,530 --> 00:16:20,970 saying. Look at me. I'm trying to tell you the truth. I think you're the most 179 00:16:20,970 --> 00:16:24,270 passionate, most beautiful woman around. I would never think that about you. 180 00:16:24,890 --> 00:16:28,430 All right? Don't even try to verbalize that and try to put it into your head 181 00:16:28,430 --> 00:16:30,750 that I would even think that. That's not the case. 182 00:16:36,170 --> 00:16:38,210 I think, how about some champagne? 183 00:16:38,610 --> 00:16:39,670 Calm us down a little bit. 184 00:16:40,650 --> 00:16:41,850 The chocolate looks amazing. 185 00:17:13,770 --> 00:17:14,770 I'm sure you like this one. 186 00:17:14,970 --> 00:17:17,770 I'm actually lactose intolerant. 187 00:17:17,990 --> 00:17:19,290 You're lactose intolerant? 188 00:17:19,569 --> 00:17:23,430 Yeah. Oh, we could order something else if you want. 189 00:17:24,550 --> 00:17:26,270 Anything you want, seriously. 190 00:17:27,250 --> 00:17:28,710 How about like a gin and tonic? 191 00:17:29,210 --> 00:17:30,290 Or white wine? 192 00:17:30,490 --> 00:17:31,490 Water? Anything. 193 00:17:31,970 --> 00:17:32,970 Anything you want. 194 00:17:34,290 --> 00:17:35,290 No, thank you. 195 00:17:35,470 --> 00:17:42,210 My husband can smell alcohol on me, not just on my breath, but like... 196 00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:45,140 Radiate from my skin, so... Really? 197 00:17:46,460 --> 00:17:51,700 Well... Wendy doesn't even get close enough to me to even smell my breath. 198 00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:54,560 Let alone... On me. 199 00:17:55,020 --> 00:17:56,020 Wendy. 200 00:17:57,460 --> 00:18:02,040 She seems nice. I, uh... Had a polite conversation with her at the holiday 201 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:04,220 party. Yeah, well, let me tell you. 202 00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:06,240 She's not what you think she is. 203 00:18:06,900 --> 00:18:08,660 You don't know her like I know her. 204 00:18:09,580 --> 00:18:10,800 That's true, but... 205 00:18:11,290 --> 00:18:13,350 You would never leave her. Why do you? 206 00:18:14,810 --> 00:18:16,050 Did you leave your husband? 207 00:18:21,010 --> 00:18:23,110 Don't you feel guilty? 208 00:18:23,830 --> 00:18:25,530 Just like a smidgen? 209 00:18:26,150 --> 00:18:27,610 No, not really. 210 00:18:28,430 --> 00:18:30,710 Look, what Wendy doesn't know won't hurt her. 211 00:18:32,150 --> 00:18:35,150 So, you would care if she knew? 212 00:18:36,190 --> 00:18:40,890 Look, I don't want to hurt her. 213 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:43,080 Just like I'm sure you don't want to hurt your husband. 214 00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:48,060 But me and her, we've grown to be different people. She's not into sex 215 00:18:48,900 --> 00:18:51,580 And I don't think it's really, I think it's just me. 216 00:18:51,860 --> 00:18:56,300 Like for my birthday, for instance, we always have wild, hot sex. 217 00:18:56,740 --> 00:18:59,600 And my birthday this year, she just took an edible and passed it on in front of 218 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:00,600 the TV. 219 00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:03,540 We don't have the same spark and passion that we used to. 220 00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:05,440 Hmm. 221 00:19:08,820 --> 00:19:09,960 What about your husband? 222 00:19:11,420 --> 00:19:13,880 Michael, his sex drive is intact. 223 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:17,900 I mean, he's... What exactly are you asking me? 224 00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:20,040 You're not getting cold feet, are you? 225 00:19:20,820 --> 00:19:21,820 No. 226 00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:24,560 Yes. 227 00:19:25,460 --> 00:19:26,540 I don't know. 228 00:19:26,980 --> 00:19:32,580 I know I made the choice to come here, but it's just not what I pictured. 229 00:19:34,639 --> 00:19:39,920 Right, no, I totally get it. Look, I should have brought another pair of 230 00:19:39,940 --> 00:19:42,340 I'm so stupid. I just wanted this night to be perfect for you. 231 00:19:43,060 --> 00:19:44,060 It's fine. 232 00:19:44,660 --> 00:19:45,660 Accidents happen. 233 00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:51,320 There's a mall down the street. Maybe we can go and buy you another pair of 234 00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:54,920 pants. And I want to get out of this room. 235 00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:58,860 There's a bowling alley down the street, and maybe we can get something to eat 236 00:19:58,860 --> 00:20:01,900 after. No, I can't do that. 237 00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:03,680 We can't do that. 238 00:20:04,220 --> 00:20:08,140 You know, my wife is an older woman and she's running for re -election and so 239 00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:12,620 many people know her that someone would see us out and would blow our cover. 240 00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:13,840 I can't have that. 241 00:20:18,180 --> 00:20:21,620 Sorry. I just wanted this night to be perfect for you. 242 00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:25,000 It was good. 243 00:20:26,140 --> 00:20:27,140 All I got. 244 00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:31,220 Seriously. I can brush my teeth. Lactose intolerant. 245 00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:32,800 I'm so, so sorry. 246 00:20:34,350 --> 00:20:35,450 Don't bother, please. 247 00:20:36,310 --> 00:20:37,510 Wait, do you want to leave? 248 00:20:42,570 --> 00:20:45,370 Wait, we can call this off if you want. 249 00:20:45,690 --> 00:20:48,870 I'm really, really sorry. I just wanted this to be perfect for you. 250 00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:08,880 Something that's true. 251 00:21:13,420 --> 00:21:15,080 What about the first time you kissed? 252 00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:18,480 Supplies closet. 253 00:21:19,060 --> 00:21:21,700 You know, that was the most exciting moment in my life. 254 00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:23,500 Stop it. 255 00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:24,700 It's true. 256 00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:30,160 The way you pressed your body up against mine. 257 00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:34,540 I know you could tell how fast my heart was beating. 258 00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:38,440 I've never been with a woman like you before. 259 00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:43,960 The way you look at me, you look right through me. You're exactly what I 260 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:49,400 Well, I took the spare key from Mr. Miller's desk when nobody was paying 261 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:50,400 attention. 262 00:21:50,460 --> 00:21:53,860 So we can use the closet whenever we want. 263 00:21:54,140 --> 00:21:56,880 Had I known that, I would have done a lot more than kiss you. 264 00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:05,500 This is not baby. 265 00:22:08,170 --> 00:22:09,490 How could I refuse you? 266 00:22:18,110 --> 00:22:19,110 Kiss me. 267 00:23:37,460 --> 00:23:38,460 It's over. 268 00:23:56,360 --> 00:23:57,400 My husband can't help it. 269 00:25:16,910 --> 00:25:19,590 I'm feeling like I could have slept in again today. 270 00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:30,520 Bet your wife doesn't do it like this, does she? 271 00:31:52,260 --> 00:31:54,180 My vagina is so funky. 272 00:32:01,220 --> 00:32:03,920 Oh my god, that's so good. 273 00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:06,120 You're amazing. Can you kiss me? 274 00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:08,220 I'll do everything that he doesn't. 275 00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:15,200 Can you stroke it better than your wife? 276 00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:16,600 It's pretty natural. 277 00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:53,520 This little hole is gushing. 278 00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:55,540 Give me more. 279 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,000 Give me more. 280 00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:40,100 Robin's side of me. Yes. Yes. 281 00:33:40,820 --> 00:33:43,580 Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. 282 00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:45,200 Yes. 283 00:35:41,670 --> 00:35:43,610 Yeah, put me in the ice and finger fuck me. 284 00:35:43,970 --> 00:35:46,790 Okay, yes. Fuck me harder. More fingers. 285 00:35:47,110 --> 00:35:51,070 Give me more. Give me more. Really, that's my present. Please. 286 00:35:51,550 --> 00:35:52,550 Please. 287 00:35:53,930 --> 00:35:54,930 Tell me. 288 00:35:55,510 --> 00:35:58,590 Give me more fingers. 289 00:35:59,490 --> 00:36:01,530 Put that ring finger in me. 290 00:36:02,210 --> 00:36:03,210 Yes. 291 00:36:03,570 --> 00:36:08,010 Are you thinking about your wife? 292 00:36:08,270 --> 00:36:09,270 Yeah. 293 00:36:09,740 --> 00:36:11,580 Think about your wife when you fuck me. 294 00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:05,560 Oh. 295 00:44:04,010 --> 00:44:05,010 Christmas Eve? 296 00:44:58,500 --> 00:45:00,180 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 297 00:45:00,780 --> 00:45:01,820 Oh, 298 00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:04,940 my God. 299 00:45:19,660 --> 00:45:22,220 Can I go home to my husband with your cum dripping out of me? 300 00:47:16,970 --> 00:47:17,970 come back at me. 301 00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:05,200 How many of them? 302 00:49:53,450 --> 00:49:54,450 Who's that? 303 00:49:58,250 --> 00:49:59,250 Uh, it's Wendy. 304 00:49:59,310 --> 00:50:01,530 She just wanted to make sure I got to the hotel right. 305 00:50:02,030 --> 00:50:03,110 I'll call her later. 306 00:50:04,330 --> 00:50:05,370 She seems nice. 307 00:50:06,370 --> 00:50:07,370 Yeah, she is. 308 00:50:09,710 --> 00:50:12,450 It might be hard on her if you were to ever leave her. 309 00:50:15,090 --> 00:50:16,090 Huh. 310 00:50:16,670 --> 00:50:20,430 Well, you know, you wouldn't leave your husband. 311 00:50:21,740 --> 00:50:25,360 Well, I might have to if we continue like this. 312 00:50:28,900 --> 00:50:32,860 You mean you leave your husband for me? 313 00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:37,580 Yeah, it's not in me to cheat. 314 00:50:37,940 --> 00:50:40,600 I mean, you feel the same way, right? 315 00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:50,380 I just thought what 316 00:50:50,380 --> 00:50:51,380 we had was... 317 00:50:51,450 --> 00:50:55,430 Like, so strong that we would end up together eventually. 318 00:50:57,750 --> 00:51:02,790 Yeah, right. You know, I just, uh... Right? I got, like, I got kids and 319 00:51:07,150 --> 00:51:10,310 Um... What? 320 00:51:12,930 --> 00:51:15,410 Like, what we have here, like, we're just having fun, right? 321 00:51:16,290 --> 00:51:18,250 Is that all this is to you? 322 00:51:19,830 --> 00:51:20,830 Fun? 323 00:51:21,880 --> 00:51:25,400 No, not at all. I'm just saying that, you know, I can't have the same fun with 324 00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:29,140 my wife. You know, when we got together, I was really young, and she was, like, 325 00:51:29,220 --> 00:51:32,880 middle of the road, and now, like, she's old, and I'm, like, still pretty young, 326 00:51:33,020 --> 00:51:35,800 and things just don't work out. And you are just amazing. 327 00:51:36,500 --> 00:51:38,100 She still looks great, though. 328 00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:41,440 Yeah, but you are just perfect right now. 329 00:51:42,780 --> 00:51:49,590 Are you saying next year I'll be less and less perfect each year? Each year? 330 00:51:49,610 --> 00:51:52,010 baby, that's not what I'm saying. Come here, come here, come here. 331 00:51:52,410 --> 00:51:54,930 You're just being, like, emotional right now. 332 00:51:55,250 --> 00:51:58,610 Let me, here, I got an idea. Let me think of something really nice I could 333 00:51:58,610 --> 00:51:59,610 you. 334 00:51:59,630 --> 00:52:03,710 Like, something that would boost your feelings. 335 00:52:04,450 --> 00:52:06,830 I think we made a mistake. 336 00:52:07,830 --> 00:52:10,550 Oh, what a beautiful mistake it was. 337 00:52:11,230 --> 00:52:12,710 I think you're making the mistake. 338 00:52:12,930 --> 00:52:16,970 Come on. I made a mistake, a terrible mistake. 339 00:52:18,120 --> 00:52:21,280 Come on. Just get back into bed, Kenzie. 340 00:52:23,660 --> 00:52:29,380 You know, he will never be a fraction of the man that my husband is. 341 00:52:31,220 --> 00:52:34,700 See, now you're just trying to be hurtful only because of some insecurity 342 00:52:34,700 --> 00:52:39,040 you have going on in you. Look, your marriage couldn't be that great if you 343 00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:40,040 here with me. 344 00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:42,360 Yeah, you're right. 345 00:52:42,740 --> 00:52:43,740 Let's be civil. 346 00:52:43,780 --> 00:52:45,640 Let's pretend this never happened. 347 00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:52,140 Mr. Miller on Monday to move my cubicle. We shouldn't be working together 348 00:52:52,140 --> 00:52:53,800 anymore. Take care. 349 00:52:54,140 --> 00:52:55,620 Come on. 350 00:52:56,100 --> 00:52:58,660 I think you're overreacting. I just... 351 00:53:30,990 --> 00:53:31,990 Do you like that? 352 00:53:32,090 --> 00:53:34,050 Do you like that? Is that feel good? 353 00:53:36,730 --> 00:53:38,470 Can I get it? 354 00:53:41,250 --> 00:53:45,210 You can come over here and that can warm you up. 355 00:53:54,590 --> 00:53:58,670 Let me just say, as a public announcement for people who shave their 356 00:53:58,670 --> 00:54:01,750 really hope in that moment that you do shave your asshole, you don't believe in 357 00:54:01,750 --> 00:54:03,070 God, because... 358 00:54:03,660 --> 00:54:08,880 The feeling of you thinking about a third party looking at you in a position 359 00:54:08,880 --> 00:54:12,480 which you have to put yourself in to shave your ass is very embarrassing. 360 00:54:13,940 --> 00:54:19,020 So when I do do those, I really hope there is no such thing as an afterlife. 361 00:54:19,300 --> 00:54:21,660 No one is looking down on me in that moment. 362 00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:26,420 Nobody's judging you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it looks like a whole acrobatic 363 00:54:26,420 --> 00:54:28,640 situation just for me to get back there. 364 00:54:29,240 --> 00:54:32,400 I pray to God and then I immediately pretend he doesn't exist. 365 00:54:41,690 --> 00:54:42,890 Get it! 366 00:54:43,090 --> 00:54:44,090 Take it! 367 00:54:49,170 --> 00:54:50,210 That's the scene tomorrow. 368 00:54:52,030 --> 00:54:55,390 With your hand. 369 00:54:56,150 --> 00:55:00,950 I'm gonna wipe this back to front. 370 00:55:02,720 --> 00:55:04,340 I'm going to give you a yeast infection. 371 00:55:04,680 --> 00:55:05,680 Your feet are freezing. 372 00:55:05,900 --> 00:55:06,980 I know, it's chilly in here. 373 00:55:09,980 --> 00:55:12,320 I'm trying to think of like a warmth for Ami. There you go. 374 00:55:12,900 --> 00:55:16,240 I'll ask Mr. Miller to move my cubicle on Monday. 375 00:55:16,620 --> 00:55:17,880 We shouldn't be working together. 376 00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:20,480 Okay.